Once upon a time, there was a box of 2018 Ginter. It was awful. The end.
If only it were that easy. After utterly failing to score the entirety of my box LAST year, I did vow to actually score it this year. Despite it being awful. I'm not even kidding how awful it is. I may be going to a new GAC record for lowest score ever. Yankees seemed plentiful, hits seems... not good. On the plus side, I am fairly proficient in the art of diagnostic x-ray generation and stuff. Yay for residency! To quote the major motion picture The Martian with a slight adaptation, "We're going to <math> the <explitive> out of this." Onward to failure!
So, this year we selected Brian Dozier as our favorite player. Literally as he was traded. I had already selected Brian Dozier as my favorite player but didn't post it, then he got traded, and I just opted to stick to my guns. Then the Twins sucked horribly this year. Welcome to professional sports in Minnesota not named the Lynx! That summarizes our choices at the start of GAC X. Lets get to the scoring!
BL-12 - Mark "I didn't use PEDs, I swear!" McGwuire - +4 pts
"Pack" Total: +4
Running Box Total: +4
Well, I can think of literally one box loader that could be worse. You may be thinking, "NO WAY JOSE!" and you'd be very literally correct. Jose would be worse. At least McGwuire isn't a jerkwad.
FSRA-RO - Full Sized Relic - Rougned Odor - +5
Fantasy Goldmine - Hideki Matsui - +1 (+2 FG, -1 Yankee)
Mini - Wil Meyer
Pack Total: +6
Running Box Total: +10
Eh. One hit down, two to go. First Yankee. This is an omen.
Mariano Riveria - +-1 (-1 Yankee)
Magnificient Moons - Miranda - +2 MM's
Mini - BB John Smoltz - +4 BB Mini
Pack Total: +5
Running Box Total: +15
Eh. More Yankees. It's like my box is mooning me. Taunting, isn't that a personal foul? 15 yards? Maybe +15 points? Automatic first place? Nah? Ah well.
World's Greatest Beaches - Trunk Bay - +2 WGB
Mini - Gregory Polanco - +2 SP Mini
Pack Total: +4
Running Box Total: +19
Claire Smith - +1 Commish's Awesomeness
Eddie Rosario - +1 Favorite Team
BEA-30 - Vintage Uniform - +2 BEA
Mini - Flags of Lost Nations - Ottoman Empire - +3 FLN
Pack Total: +7
Running Box Total: +26
Wow, a pack better than one with a hit. What the heck? And no Yankees...
Time for a picture! To save on taking pictures because my photographer is expensive...
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